I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (I kinda wish people didn't have to tell the churches what to do though OTL Maybe I'm just misunderstanding the church and state thing though XD;; )
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I'm BUDDHIST, so I MUST meditate all the time and act like a monkey.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (Not everyone considers FL to be Southern though- and I'm in IL now
I TAKE/N ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (I wish I had me some of those magical pills ;A; )
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (I have Irish in me but..)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (I have Cherokee in me but...)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. (Only half but I don't do that XD)
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. (It s*cks when they GET married when you're in love with them, though ._. I'm persistent no~?)
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm CHINESE, so I MUST say eat cats
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER or ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (ffff XD)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a ho. (I like to think I have class ;3)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser (I don't even get this one 8U)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (ALMOST EVERYONE I KNOW IS GAY. WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP COMING FROM? lol guys I'm joking honest please don't kill me ;u;)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be stupid
I'm CZECH, so I MUST love beer and sausage and be stubborn.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (I kinda am, but not around friends XD)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. (I play video games sometimes, but ngl, I am ugly 8U)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (I am fat though fff)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm MIXED SO I MUST BE SCREWED UP.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm WHITE born in a black area, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Though I am typical as far as dA is concerned XD)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (There's a crazy new thing called genetics, look it up)
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST smell horrible.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy. (I will kill a house centipede though, or a Spider if it's in my bathtub
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (fff what tallent?)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I'm a METALHEAD so I MUST worship SATAN.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. (In this case, Comics would be the literal translation for Manga
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself. (I knew this one girl online who was apparently a former prostitute. I haven't seen her since before the move though. D: )
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
Im a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I'm FRENCH so I MUST be snotty towards everyone, wear a striped sweater, and say "Oui, oui!".
Im a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (I may be crazy and obsessed, but I'm not exactly a fangirl o3o' )
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (I am obese though
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
Im a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
Im CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (Heck no, this world needs moar manry men prease)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
Im WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (Shhhh, we totally are ;D lol I'm so racist towards my fellow whities D: )
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
Im not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex. (I lol'd
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick and I MUST worship the devil.
I LOVE YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (Far from it baby
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
Im STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and/or SMOKE, so I MUST be a bad influence
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like YAOI so I MUST pair up every male anime/manga character I see. (Not EVERY character..)
I draw ANIME, so I MUST NOT care about life drawing/realism. (My pencil my choice!!
I am a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST be a moronic, intolerant bible-thumper. (Don't'cha just love it when people think you don't have a logical bone in your body just because you follow a set of morals and have a little faith in something? ._.)
I am a VIRGIN so I MUST be naïve. (I know Virgin is on here twice, but apparently I know nothing of the ways of the world if I don't experience something I could technically get in 5 seconds. Intimacy isn't the Portal of truth, kthx)
I get OBSESSED, so I MUST be psycho. (Seriously, if my obsessions aren't hurting me or anyone else, then stop acting like I need to kill myself)
I AM A PERSON, SO I MUST BE LABELED.
I added the last four in there myself, excluding the very last part








"I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (It's okay. I hate all of you)"
Wait, what. -DOESN'T GET THAT STATEMENT-
The person who I stole this from probably was bi, and they had probably said that themselves XD;;; *goes to fix* orz
OKAY... -pats-
Lol a little bit. No one is telling the churches what to do. Unless you count the fact people are telling churches that THEY can't tell people what to do
But are you under the impression that if gay marriages get legalized that churches are going to be forced to marry them? Because that isn't the case at all, a church has every right to deny someone the right to marry there (and as a gay myself Im completely fine with that, I think thats the churches right)
However there are many churches who love and embrace their gay followers and would be more than happy to marry them C:
Not to mention not everyone is Christian anyways and marriage doesn't really have anything to do with Christianity when it comes down to it... if that were the case how would anyone else from different religions be married?! XD I mean as an atheist I sure as hell don't want to get married in a church, no thanks!
...also I'm probably going to steal this meme C:
Now that I know that's not the case, I support Gay Marriage even more XD
Oh and I know Churches can marry Atheists and people from other faiths, (Though some people have Jewish weddings, Indian Weddings, etc, so it's not just the Church who does it XD)
But awesome, can't wait to see yours and what you add to it
And yeah it seems pretty silly now doesn't it? XD I hear republicans are starting to support it more and more though because they are realizing the hypocrisy of banning gay marriage. Like how can you preach about how much you hate government controlling peoples lives, then demand that the government control who can marry?
Though, I heard it's mostly the younger-Republicans who support it; so the old fogies who actually run the joint need a wee bit more convincing
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And as for the Republicans supporting gay marriage more, this was a pretty interesting article and say it better than I can
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Either way, great Musical, and thanks for the article